About
Ninja Squirrel
Well, well, well. If you made it this far, grats, you’ve officially entered the domain of Ninja Squirrel—the gaming legend who’s been winning since the dawn of time. You’re here because, let’s face it, your a noob and your skills need a little refining. But don’t worry, I’m here to guide you through the labyrinth of gaming greatness.
My tale begins many centuries ago when games like Senet and Go were all the rage. Yeah, I was there, crushing the ancient game and building my legacy as the unbeatable strategist. Back then, kings and nublets would tremble at the thought of facing me. They thought they had skills until they met Ninja Squirrel. Spoiler alert: they all lost.
As the centuries rolled by, I ventured far and wide, discovering newbies everywhere and conquering every game I encountered. From the strategic depths of Shogi in Japan to the tactical brilliance of Chess in Persia, I schooled them all. The thrill of victory and the sweet taste of my opponents’ whinning about their defeat kept me going.
Fast forward to the 1980s—enter the era of Dungeons & Dragons. Ah, the memories! In the legendary land of Knaphous, I was Sticky Lips, a mischievous half-rogue with a flair for chaotic evil. From the shadows leading countless campaigns to glory. With my trusted companion, Sir Goodridge of Carolgees, we vanquished our foes with a swift demise. “Yes, my liege,” He duth proclaim, as we left no quarter to the newbious adversaries that dared cross our path. I was very good at all that. The best in-fact.
Then came the age of MMORPGs and FPS and games. World of Warcraft? Pwnnnned. Call of Duty? Dominated. Age of Empires? Shut up. My skills struck fear into the hearts of gamers everywhere, and still do.
Nowadays, I’ve turned my attention to dice, board games and drinking games. Whether it’s the cunning strategies of Catan, the chaotic fun of Risk, or the wild antics of Beer Pong, I reign supreme. My reputation as a gaming legend is untarnished, and my thirst for victory remains unquenchable.
And that’s why I started this website, and you’ve just been owned.
Oh, and my team here are also gamers, just not the same level.
Our Team
Giab Daxx
Baidie Knap
